30 Days of Truth #28

Day 28 → What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?

Oh… oooh. What a question!  Well, it is impossible for me to get someone pregnant because… I’m a giiiirl.    So that one is out of the way.

If I were pregnant?  What are you trying to do to me, huh?

Ok, so it’s not possible for me to be/get pregnant.  Well, maybe ‘not possible’ isn’t the right way to say it.  In the words of my doctor… the “chances of getting pregnant are as good as the chances of throwing a deck of cards in the air and catching the ace of spades.”  So yeah, don’t think I’ll be getting pregnant anytime before menopause. *fingers and toes and eyes and arms and legs crossed*  haha

But.. if it were to happen? I instructed my doc while signing the consent form that if I did get pregnant once the surgery was over, he’d be the first to know because I’d be coming after him for child support!  I was joking, of course.  And he got the joke, and my point.  (Plus, I’d already been told that there is a very small chance that I’d ever be able to carry another child to full term and getting pregnant wasn’t exactly easy.)  So, no more babies for me.  The baby factory is closed.  Permanently.  Not gone fishing.  Not on vacation.  Closed.  With cobwebs and all.  Yep.